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The Complete And Utter Randomness That Is My Life.

The Feel Good Movie Of The Year. December 6, 2008

Filed under: funny,keith,videos — lianadickson @ 1:41 am

Keith and I saw this video a few years ago, and for some reason we were reminded of it tonight.  It cracks me up every time.  Doesn’t it just seem like a movie that you might want to take the whole family to after Christmas dinner?  They just don’t make good wholesome movies like this anymore.

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Hat. August 4, 2008

Filed under: ellie-bean,funny — lianadickson @ 8:12 pm

These days Ellie has decided that everything is a hat.  When she’s finished with her food she turns her plate upside down, puts it on her head and proclaims “Hat”.  When she helps me put away the laundry she always goes for my underwear, puts them on her head and says “Hat”.  This day she wanted to wear her diaper cover, her tank top, and her shorts all as hats at the same time.  Apparently one hat is not enough for my girl so it was a good thing that daddy was there to help her get them all on.  We were trying to get her into the shorts and tank at the time so I guess we kind of accomplished our goal.

 

 

Thanks Adam. July 18, 2008

Filed under: "cool",friends,funny,really? — lianadickson @ 9:07 pm

My friend Adam sent me this e-mail a little while ago.  Normally I hate forwards, but I actually thought this one had some good stuff in it.  Therefore, my gift to you is a list of interesting/funny stuff.  Thanks Adam.

 

JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT YOU KNEW EVERYTHING…

A shrimp’s heart is in its head.

The “sixth sick sheik’s sixth sheep’s sick” is said to be the toughest
tongue twister in the English language.

Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over a
million descendants.

Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.

If the government has no knowledge of aliens, then why does Title 14,Section 1211 of the Code of Federal Regulations, implemented on July 16 1969, make it illegal for U.S. citizens to have any contact with extraterrestrials or their vehicles?

In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere.

A duck’s quack doesn’t echo, and no one knows why.

23% of all photocopier faults world-wide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their butts.

Most lipstick contains fish scales.

Like fingerprints, everyone’s tongue print is different.

If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die.

If you keep your eyes open by force, they can pop out.

In a study of 200,000 ostriches over a period of 80 years, no one
reported a single case where an ostrich buried its head in the sand.

It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.

A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.

More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or received a telephone call.

Horses can’t vomit.

Butterflies taste with their feet.

In 10 minutes, a hurricane releases more energy than all of the world’s nuclear weapons combined.

On average, 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens every year.

On average people fear spiders more than they do death.

Ninety percent of New York City cabbies are recently arrived immigrants.

Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are
already married

Elephants are the only animals that can’t jump.

Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older.

It’s possible to lead a cow upstairs…but not downstairs.

Women blink nearly twice as much as men.

It’s physically impossible for you to lick your elbow.

The Main Library at Indiana University sinks over an inch every year
because when it was built, engineers failed to o take into account the
weight of all the books that would occupy the building.

A snail can sleep for three years.

No word in the English language rhymes with “MONTH.” (Bunt?)

Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.

The electric chair was invented by a dentist.

All polar bears are left handed.

In ancient Egypt , priests plucked EVERY hair from their bodies, including their eyebrows and eyelashes

An ostrich’s eye is bigger than its brain.

TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.

“Go,” is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.

If Barbie were life-size, her measurements would be 39-23-33. She would stand seven feet, two inches tall.

A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.

The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.

Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.

Almost everyone who reads this email will try to lick their elbow

 

Yup, She’s Her Daddy’s Girl. June 25, 2008

Filed under: ellie-bean,funny,keith — lianadickson @ 8:35 pm

Last night I went in to check on Ellie before I went to bed and this is what I saw.  Notice the hand down her shorts, I thought for sure that Keith had done that to make me laugh because he knew that I would check on her.  I was wrong.  It was all her.

 

One More Thing To Waste My Time Doing. June 21, 2008

Filed under: funny,games,gross,keith — lianadickson @ 2:19 pm

Keith found this game online and introduced me to it.  It just screams “I’M A GROSS BOY!!!”  Check it out.

 

I Can’t Believe People Find It That Interesting. May 26, 2008

Filed under: "cool",believe it or not,food,friends,funny,gross,keith,really?,scary,videos,Why?!?! — lianadickson @ 8:48 pm

Thanks to my friend Beth, there is a video of me on youtube trying to eat a tablespoon of cinnamon in under a minute, yes these are the things we do when we hang out with the Huttons.  Well today I decided to cruise by the old youtube, and check out the video.  It turns out that the video has been viewed 1,532 times.  Seriously!?!?  I don’t even know that many people.  Are complete strangers really that interested in watching me try to eat cinnamon and fail miserably?  I guess this proves that some people have a lot of free time on their hands.  Just in case you have not yet seen the video, I decided to post it here.  Really, it’s not that exciting, especially not exciting enough to be viewed 1,532 times.  Unless of course it’s Keith at work with a lot of extra time watching the video over and over again, but I don’t think even he wants to watch me spit cinnamon into a sink that many times.

Oh and by the way, my friend Mike was actually able to accomplish the cinnamon eating goal.  But his video only has 75 views.  There’s apparently no love for my friend Mike.

Enjoy.

 

Snack Time Is Exhausting. May 15, 2008

Filed under: ellie-bean,food,funny — lianadickson @ 10:48 am

I keep thinking that Ellie might be about ready to drop her morning nap, and just go to one long afternoon nap.  Apparently I am wrong.  I gave her a snack, and then we were going to go to the park.  Well, I walked out of the room for a minute because I wanted to check the weather for tomorrow and I noticed that while I was gone Ellie was really quiet.  Hoping she had not choked on a Cheerio I went in to check on her and this is what I saw.

After taking the picture her head slid down the side of the chair and she fell face first into her snack.