I heard this song the other day. It’s been a long time, and I didn’t know what he was saying back then either.
This Is Why I Do The Grocery Shopping. March 6, 2009
Last night Keith went to the grocery store with a list, a very limited list. On that list was tea, honey, frozen waffles and beer. Random I know, but it was all stuff we “needed” at the time. By the time he got back my amazing husband had managed to spend $70. He did get the stuff on his list, however he also got Cracked Pepper & Olive Oil Triscuit’s, which are delicious so I was fine with that, Pringles, candy, party snack mix, more candy, four frozen pizzas, because “they were only $.79 Babe”, a Guiness Party Pack that includes two cans of Guinness and two Guinness glasses, “because St. Patrick’s Day is coming”, and finally more candy. I know for a fact that I am not the only wife with a husband who is capable of such things, in fact I have witnessed first hand how that husband of a very good friend of mine can go to the store and manage to come back having spent $100 and only have drinks and Dorritos, but he does come back with A LOT of drinks. Ladies, are there any more of you out there who have husbands like this? I guess I shouldn’t complain too much, Keith does occasionally offer to do the grocery shopping for me which means that he has to follow my detailed list involving lots of coupons, and he doesn’t complain about sticking to the list then. This was just a lesson in what happens when you send a hungry husband to the store.
