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Children…Why Do They Have To Break Everything? October 15, 2008
Ellie-Bean still likes to stick everything in her mouth and we have been trying to break her of this habit by catching her when she sticks something in and saying “Not in your mouth”. This usually works and the item comes out, our cell phones however have been salivated on for too long. Keith and I have had our phones almost as long as we’ve had The Bean, and she loves to play with them. It’s one of the only items that will calm her down and refocus her attention during a tantrum. She’s been playing with them and sticking them in her mouth for about a year now, and we are starting to see the effects. First one of the buttons fell off the front of my phone. No problem, I just stuck it back on. But now part of Keith’s faceplate has fallen off. I guess now we need to decide if we want a screaming child and good looking phones, or a quiet child and trashed phones. I might be wrong, but I think that option number two comes with fewer headaches.
I’m pretty sure she had something to do with that giant zit on my forehead too.
Happy Birthday To You, Happy Birthday To You… October 15, 2008
…Happy Birthday Dear Bret. Happy Birthday To You.
Today is my friend and fellow blogger Bret’s birthday. 26 years ago he came screaming into the world, and if you ask him about it he will tell you that he was a miracle baby because he was born premature. But if you ask his wife she will tell you why he shouldn’t be considered a miracle baby. I agree with her, and if she gives you her reasoning I’m sure you will agree as well. Bret has many talents including bad-ass drumming skills, the ability to use his cell phone and pick his nose simultaneously with the same hand, and the ability to eat more hot wings than I’ve ever seen another human eat. Bret is super awesome and a great friend, and even though he is terrified of babies, he loves Ellie-bean which is cool. Happy Birthday Bret, glad Keith and I get to spend your day with you.
Sorry for the bad pic. The only two I had of you by yourself were this one and the one when all you guys were shaking your heads back and forth real fast to make your face skin floppy.
