Tonight I was in the shower and Keith was telling me a story when all of a sudden I realized that I hardly ever get to take a shower by myself. Don’t get too excited people. The reason why is because I normally end up hauling Ellie-bean in with me because it’s less work than taking a shower and then giving her a bath. Plus we’ve had better luck with the shower because for some reason she tends to poop in the bath. I guess the warm water relaxes her a little too much. Anyway, while I was enjoying my shower I thought, “What would make this even better would be if I could have some bacon flavored Lay’s right now”. I said to Keith, “Baby, get me the bacon flavored Lay’s”. And he said, “You’re in the shower.” And I said, “So…get them.” I figure that if my husband can drink beer and coffee in the shower, I can have a chip. So he got them, and I tried them, and I’m sorry to say…I wasn’t impressed. I think they taste like BBQ. Sure, they smell like bacon, but the taste is totally BBQ. I am glad that I got to try them though, so thank you Bret for giving me the opportunity. Maybe I should have had you bring me the crab flavored Lay’s instead. I bet those don’t taste like sour cream and onion or anything like that. Nope, I bet those are 100% full of crab flavor.
Your stories are great… chips in the shower. I’ve never tried beer in the shower… good idea!
You have officially achieved “complete and utter randomness.” Awesome.
Beer and a shower…brilliant!
Mrs. Dickson, you have an award waiting for you over at my place. Come by for a visit!