My husband is quite possibly one of the nicest people on the planet. There is however one person who drives him so crazy that he wishes them great harm every time he sees their face, or especially hears their voice. That person is So You Think You Can Dance’s Mary Murphy.
Tonight he actually asked me if she was the spawn of Satan. I assured him that she was not. Keith has gone into detail about all of the awful things that he would like to do to cause her harm. Things like…hitting her in the face with a shovel. Keith is not a violent person, so I’m not necessarily worried about him seeking out Mary Murphy and harming her. But at the same time, I hope we don’t ever find ourselves dining next to her in a restaurant. If we do, I might need to warn her that she should run.
She’s pretty darn annoying. I hate her too, but not as much as Rachel Ray.
NO ONE is as annoying a *husky voiced* RACHEL RAY!
Oh my gosh…Chris feels the same way!!! In fact, he just refuses to watch the show altogether because of Mary.
Oh yes, Keith also has a little piece of hatred set aside for Rachel Ray as well. I have one of her cook books and he says that the stuff in it is not good, but I think it’s really because he doesn’t like her so he doesn’t want me to support her by making her food.
If I hear her say that someone is on or off her retarded hot tamale train one more time – I think I’m going to lose it.
Keith – you rule! If you can’t find a shovel, call me… I will no doubt have one handy for you. Not only is her voice annoying (I have become an expert at using the mute button this semester) but what is up with her clothing?