My husband is quite possibly one of the nicest people on the planet. There is however one person who drives him so crazy that he wishes them great harm every time he sees their face, or especially hears their voice. That person is So You Think You Can Dance’s Mary Murphy.
Tonight he actually asked me if she was the spawn of Satan. I assured him that she was not. Keith has gone into detail about all of the awful things that he would like to do to cause her harm. Things like…hitting her in the face with a shovel. Keith is not a violent person, so I’m not necessarily worried about him seeking out Mary Murphy and harming her. But at the same time, I hope we don’t ever find ourselves dining next to her in a restaurant. If we do, I might need to warn her that she should run.
